Smestad transformatorstasjon

Sitepartner har levert Site Management og HMS-management til oppgraderingen av norges største transformatorstasjon. Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job. (Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering) The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim. (Edsger W. Dijkstra) There are […]

Sitepartner har levert Site Management og HMS-management til oppgraderingen av norges største transformatorstasjon.

Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job. (Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering) The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim. (Edsger W. Dijkstra) There are only two industries that refer to their customers as ‘users’. (Edward Tufte) I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine! (Vidiu Platon)

You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time. (Bertrand Meyer) The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit. (Anonymous) There are two ways of constructing a software design. One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies. And the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. (C.A.R. Hoare) Writing in C or C++ is like running a chain saw with all the safety guards removed. (Bob Gray)

Good code is its own best documentation. (Steve McConnell) The best method for accelerating a computer is the one that boosts it by 9.8 m/s2. (Anonymous) The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late. (Seymour Cray) Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris. (Larry Wall)

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